This joke from the pages of The Mountain, a Woodlawn Park, Colorado publication. It was just too good not to share.
Three old ladies named Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park. The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.
Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
Then Maude also had a stroke.
But Tilly, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.
Bless her heart.
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Chuck Cummins
About Me
- CHUCKWAGON JOURNAL
- I retired in 1991 after serving 30 years in education, first as a high school mathematics teacher and later as district mathematics coordinator. My wife and I now travel, dividing our time between New York, Colorado and Florida -- and any other location that catches our attention. I wrote for many years an education column for the local Schenectady Gazette, edited the New York State Association for Supervision and Curriculum Development monthly newsletter, and retired while chief grant writer for the school district. When not writing, I occupy my time with travel, gardening, photography, golf, woodcarving and trying to set my friends straight on social issues, religion and politics -- usually without success.
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